What about the vampire?
I'm sure the airhole is small enough to keep them out, hopefully. But, in a bigger tank like the one I was thinking of getting, I could put it towards the back so it's not standing out like a sore thumb. Plus, some of those aren't small and they'd definitely have moving room. But, I understand your point. If I ever try it out I'll report the results.
Vampire crabs (Geosesarma sp.) would not do well in an established (or semi established) community tank. They really need a vivarium (mostly land, small pool of water), like Mellowvision said. If you ever do decide to get marine crabs (fiddler or red claw crab), check out the paludariums Mellow made, excellent designs.
One other type of shrimp that has not been discussed are Macrobrachium. There are many that are notoriously aggressive, and others that have the temperament of a guppy.
I would recommend M. dayanum (Red Claw shrimp) or M. lanchasteri (Whisker shrimp) for a community tank. M dayanum are docile towards fish, and, in my tanks at least, have never harmed a snail. M. lanchasteri is similar, but may be more aggressive. They are not in my tanks, but some have reported that they can be. They both reproduce in freshwater, though the M. lanchasteri aren't as prolific, as their young go through a few larval stages, so fish would be more likely to munch on them.
There's also M. kulsiense, Pearl/sand/snowflake shrimp, but they are extremly docile, and are easily stressed by fish. They are as harmless as a shrimp can be, but don't do well in community tanks.
Crayfish will tend to shred any living plants, but there are plenty of docile species to pick from, mostly dwarf species.
I don't know about the Thai micro crabs, but I do plan on getting some soon. My primary interest is in shrimp, but I've had crayfish and crab phases. Arrakis had some for sale, though I don't know if there are any left.
Good luck!