GAME - Tainted wishes... Or you wish is granted, But...

ch-47 soldier said:
granted but you have to get catapulted over and over again and there is a brick wall in front of every one of them


i wish i didnt have to go to iraq
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Man I don't know what to say. I feel bad saying granted cause we both know that once Uncle Sams finger points at you there is little you can do.
Granted but you find a nest of those desert spiders in your back yard.
I wish my indigestion would go away.
 
granted, but it's the wrong one and you have to wait five more weeks for the right one.

i wish my kidlett would just go to sleep already! i don't wanna have to deal with crankiness first thing in the morn......
 
Granted! The kidlet goes to sleep immediately... then wakes up cranky.

I wish I didn't have to go to work on my day off.
 
jbradt said:
Granted! The kidlet goes to sleep immediately... then wakes up cranky.

I wish I didn't have to go to work on my day off.
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Granted, you'll be forced to call in sick due to world's worst ever recorded case of jock-itch.

I wish my alarm clock functioned as intended and let me sleep exactly how long I wanted to without failing to go off in the morning (or going off early).
 
deadmongoose said:
Granted, but now the alarm is so loud it shatters your ear drums.

I wish I wasn't so bored.
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Granted an army of undead brain eating zombies are about to enter your house and chase you around the neighbourhood.



I wish when I die that I could become an undead brain eating zombie- sounds like fun.
 
Granted, but the first brain you will eat will be your youngest child's.

I wish I knew for sure what I want to do for a living
 
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