GAME - Tainted wishes... Or you wish is granted, But...

He is a group... and they are not all dead. ;)


Anyhow, granted you now have good eyesight- but will be arrested on false charges of murder whilst visiting a foreign country and be sent to live in a deep dark cell with zero lighting for the rest of your life.


I wish... ummmm... I wish the earth wasn't about to be destroyed by a giant meteor.
 
Granted - but all your possessions are burned up in the aftermath of the meteor passing by and you are left with nothing but the clothes on your back.

I wish I could afford all large tanks.
 
Granted, you can afford to have all your fish tanks be large. Unfortunately, that means that you can only have one, and it is a "huge 30 gal" off craigslist.

I wish I could use my cell phone anywhere.
 
Hebily said:
Granted, you can afford to have all your fish tanks be large. Unfortunately, that means that you can only have one, and it is a "huge 30 gal" off craigslist.
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:lol:

Granted but all you ever get is the wrong number.


I wish for a great day everyday
 
Granted. Your hearing is perfect-ly absent. Whether a pin drops ten miles away, or a gong is sounded in your ear, you hear perfect silence.

I wish perfect weren't such a subjective term.
 
granted but your point of view suddenly morphs from subjective to objective and you can no long relate

I wish there was world peace :P
 
Granted. The world is now a dictatorship and since noone will rebel against the man there is no more war. There is now only famine, hardship, and grief.

I wish I could afford not to work.
 
You can but you're so bored you wish you could work- but you can't because in a fit of happiness when you first got to stop working you cut off both your legs and stuck a pencil in both eyes... What can I say- you're strange! ;)


I wish Boots would discover Dora the Explorer and Swiper the fox in bed and in a fit of jealous rage challenge Swiper to a death match.
 
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