GAME - Tainted wishes... Or you wish is granted, But...

Ha ha, you got it, but Boots wins, but finds out Dora gave him a std from swiper, so he still lost....


I wish I had a day all alone



Wycco said:
You can but you're so bored you wish you could work- but you can't because in a fit of happiness when you first got to stop working you cut off both your legs and stuck a pencil in both eyes... What can I say- you're strange! ;)


I wish Boots would discover Dora the Explorer and Swiper the fox in bed and in a fit of jealous rage challenge Swiper to a death match.
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Granted but then you become lonely:(
I wish I had a friend to do stuff with .
 
Granted but he is an imaginary friend called Purple Bob and he asks you to do things... bad things...

I wish the President of our company wasn't coming to visit our office today. Whenever he comes people get let go! :O
 
granted but your boss just fired everybody except you and now you have to pick up everybodies workload

i wish i had a bowl of chili and rice cuz im hungry
 
Granted but it's extra hot- your water is cut off and there is nothing to drink except Zima for miles around.

I wish Zima didn't taste so bad.
 
Granted it tastes great but now you can't afford to buy it.

I wish I could finish all the projects I start and then lose interest in before they are completed.
 
I wish you hadn't just made this thread uncontinuable by not posting a wish! ;)
 
Granted. You just have to give a new wish. Wait, you just did...

I wish I didn't have heartburn.
 
Granted you now have diarrhea...

... and hemorrhoids ...
... and all you have to wipe your bum with is the USA today.



I wish the USA today were more absorbant.
 
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