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[theicequeen]

Because without controversy we would be bored.

does Santa start at the south pole and work his way back to the north pole? Just wanna know when hes gonna get here.

 

[naliel]

Santa starts at my house and than works his way to the rest of the world. Dont worry he is almost there.
Why Santa won't bring my son a big ( a very big one) bag of charcoal even though he is supposed to be in the naugthy list? :FIREdevil:

 

[xsdbs]

Santa starts at my house and than works his way to the rest of the world. Dont worry he is almost there.
Why Santa won't bring my son a big ( a very big one) bag of charcoal even though he is supposed to be in the naugthy list? :FIREdevil:

because he ran out of bags of coal in LA on the way to your house,

why is WTF allowed in some posts but the word a--s--s gets filtered out

 

[Death Pony]

because he ran out of bags of coal in LA on the way to your house,

why is WTF allowed in some posts but the word a--s--s gets filtered out

Because most people can only handle so much booty

Why do I hear opera?

 

[naliel]

because you want to sleep?
Do elves get christmas' vacations?

 

[xsdbs]

yes, during elfmas in July
what airline do flying fish fly on

 

[naliel]

American sealines?
Why I don't care what my wife tells me to do?

 

[xsdbs]

silly, silly one, because when the wifes not happy no one is happy

why don't wives care when the husband is mad

 

[theicequeen]

Thats when the wives are the happiest!!

Why does Santa wear a bright red suit if he doesnt want anyone to see him?

 

[CrimsonBlush]

So he can blend in with all the Christmas decorations!

Why does it have to be sooo cold?