Mafia #69: Ghost Hunters Sign Up Thread

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Fishfriend1 said:
Im reading the werewolf mafia game (game 7 i think) and am ROTFL at all the roleplaying. What happened to it?

Oh, and was mee mee the hunter in that game?
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Yeah, it was one of the first ones I read, if not the first. I found it pretty funny.

If memory serves, I think Ice was the hunter.

johnlarson66 said:
Lil' John wakes before sunrise. As the sun rises he is in his field to tend to his potatos. As he inspects his crops he gets a strange feeling that something does not seem right. With potato in hand, he looks around then looks at his potato and then looks around. "Something is not right", he says aloud, even though no one is there.

He knows there is something wrong, something missing. His potatos are fine, no problem there. After a few minutes, he puts the potato in his bag. He will fine twenty of his best to share with the rest. He is fond of his potatos. "Everyone of them is like a part of me", he has told many of the other villagers on more than one occasion.

He likes sharing his potatos. He likes fixing them in many different ways. It used to bother the villagers, they liked them fresh and uncooked. Now they love his potatos and look forward for how he will cook them next.

"Hmmm, I wonder if I sliced them and put cheese on top and baked them...", he says to the next potato he has in his hand and puts it in his bag.
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johnlarson66 said:
As lunch time approaches a fimilar voice is heard at the north end of town.

"Get your fresh HOT potatos, HOT fresh potatos here!"

As people come to the stand, the farmer explains his newest way of eating potatos. Most of the villagers are always up for the adventure, as they like eating them almost as much as Lil' John likes cooking them.

There are some that would just like them raw. There is one villager that has never attempted to taste any of his potato dishes. Everyday Lil' John hopes to make a dish that this villager will eat.

"There is something funny about a man that won't even try a cooked potato", Lil' John thinks outloud.

Maybe this day Sir Ice will try.
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It was definately funny to read that one, especially at the end, but I won't spoil it for you.
 
I thought this was pretty funny too:


Dwarf Puffers said:
Cousin Pete wanders into town. He feels like some coffee and donuts. And maybe a pie or ten. He wanders down to Mee-mee's pastry shop.

After returning to his small, comfortable house, he wanders into his drinking shed, smiling at Mr.Bagel, his moldy bagel, which he slept with like a teddy bear when he was too nervous to go to bed. He had had that bagel ever since he moved out of the shed behind Mee-mee's shop. Mr.Bagel has gained a friend, thanks to JL. He smiles and waves to Mr.Potato. They get along so well.

As Cousin Pete goes to the back of his shed, his smile fades. Someone got into his beer, and used his crappy little stove which he kept to warm himself when he would have more than a sip of beer. Almost all his beer was gone, and a cooked chicken haed lays on the ground, covered in beer. Pete groans. They didn't leave him anything good of their beer basted chicken, those dirty wolves! He considers that it was cooked... Maybe the beer replaces the blood... It gives him an idea that leads to some cooking thoughts...

Then, he freezes. They could have eaten his moldy friends! He quickly grabs Mr.Bagel and Mr.Potato and hurries them into the house, along with his beer. He can't let his friends be eaten!... Then he remembers the town. Well, he guesses that he shouldn't let them get eaten either. Especially not Mee-mee. She's such a nice dear, giving him the bagels that have "lost their freshness" when he was a begging drunk. She's also a friend. His thoughts turn to his rescuing from his drunken ways. He feels proud if his accomplishments: going from a begging drunk to a somewhat poor semi-drunk/caffeine addict. He loved the longer name.

JL, lmao, that was funny... The voting part...
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thanks... there goes my theory about how mee mee's husband was supposed to be off hunting...
 
this is torture! I just read night 1 and i am glued to the screen! Someone should make a book out of these mafia games.
 
Bubba's Beer, Bait, and Ammo shop is now open.
 
Fishfriend1 said:
Im reading the werewolf mafia game (game 7 i think) and am ROTFL at all the roleplaying. What happened to it?

Oh, and was mee mee the hunter in that game?
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OMG, the role playing was great!
 
Sign up is closed. PMs are going out right now. Game will start bright and early in the morning.

You guys have to promise not to need me tomorrow though, I won't be home until late pacific time. (I'll have very little time during the day.)
 
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