Marriage...Strike That, Reverse It...

[dixienut]

Marriage...Strike That, Reverse It...
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A conversation before marriage...

He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She : Do you want me to leave?

He : No! Don't even think about it.

She : Do you love me?

He : Of course! Over and over!

She : Have you ever cheated on me?

He : No! Why are you even asking?

She : Will you kiss me?

He : Every chance I get.

She : Will you hit me?

He : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She : Can I trust you?

He : Yes.

She : Darling!
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To read a conversation after marriage, simply read this in reverse...



unfortunately so true,..lol

 

[BoJangles]

LMAO!!!

 

[Mikey5924]

So true, sad, but true.

 

[topazmoon62]

Boy, Ain't that the truth. LMAO.

 

[Lady G]

AHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
Hopefully this isn't true in ALL cases!

 

[J double R]

can we get some gender impartiality here?

 

[BioHazard]

LOL! That is cute.

can we get some gender impartiality here?

Good freakin' point! Not only might the husband OR wife cheat, but not all couples are male/female. Might just read it as Person A and Person B.

 

[Dwarf Puffers]

C'mon Bish, don't let this sexism stand! Reverse the genders!

 

[cellodaisy]

Wow... that would be funny, if it weren't so depressing.

can we get some gender impartiality here?

Good freakin' point! Not only might the husband OR wife cheat, but not all couples are male/female. Might just read it as Person A and Person B.

Agreed!

Pat : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Alex: Do you want me to leave?

Pat : No! Don't even think about it.

Alex: Do you love me?

Pat : Of course! Over and over!

Alex: Have you ever cheated on me?

Pat : No! Why are you even asking?

Alex: Will you kiss me?

Pat : Every chance I get.

Alex: Will you hit me?

Pat : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Alex: Can I trust you?

Pat : Yes.

Alex: Darling!

Fixed! Now it's appropriately ambiguous. :

 

[<3Oscar]

So true, sad, but true.

:iagree: