Fortune Cookie Thread.

[Fishfriend1]

You know those fortune cookies you get from a Chinese place? Well, this is a thread to post them on, if u want to. I have 3 to start it off: "The odds pf hitting ur target go up dramatically when you aim for it.", "Listen to the wisdom of the old.", and "A warm smile is testimony of a generous nature." Put some of urs down too!

 

[drgnfrc13]

There is a Chinese retaurant near me that has some of the worst, most unoriginal fortunes I have ever seen. And most of them don't even make sense. I'll post a few of them here next time I go there.

 

[Lady G]

OMG...I just got one, it says "FF is evil ALWAYS"

 

[Rbishop]

"Your fortune is in the next cookie on your next visit"

 

[The Zigman]

How bizzarre is this???

Yesterday I got not one, But TWO fortune cookies without fortunes in them!!!

Is that bad or what? Guess I have no future.

 

[Lady G]

Don't worry Zig...it would equal a double negative...you should be fine

 

[H2Ogal]

"You will be greatly admired by your pears."

 

[drgnfrc13]

"You will be greatly admired by your pears."

:rofl:check your spelling, lol

 

[BettaFishMommy]

oh lordy, i have a little box filled with fortunes (yeah... some people collect stamps, lol).

i'll dig them out one day soon here and post them.

 

[Fishfriend1]

oh lordy, i have a little box filled with fortunes (yeah... some people collect stamps, lol).

i'll dig them out one day soon here and post them.

Don't worry about being teased, everyone here collects fish . Personally, i collect bottles (like fer beer, wine, soda, other, all empty).