None of these are meant to be insulting, so plz don't be insulted. They are just jokes, for fun, not reality.
1.Yo mamma so short you can see her feet on her driver license.
2.Yo mamma so old her birth certificate says "Expired".
3.Yo mamma so old she sat behind Jesus in the second Grade.
4.Yo mamma so old her first omelet was made from dino egg.
5.When your mamma was born the doctor slapped her parents.
6.Yo mamma so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.
7.Yo mamma smells so bad speed stick slowed down and stoppeed (huh?)
8.Yo mamma glasses are so thick when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
9.Yo mamma so dumb she failed a survay.
10.Yo mamma so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
11.Yo mamma so dumb she sits on the TV and watched the couch.
12.Yo mamma so dumb that if my dog was as dumb it would walk backward and wag its head.
13.Yo mamma so ugly when she goes to a strip join they pay her to keep her cloths on.
14.yo mamma so ugly she uses a line of makup called "Why bother"
15.Yo mamma so fat she goes outside in yellow, everyone yells "Taxi!".
16.Yo mamma so ugly the phyciatrist makes her lay face down.
17.Yo mamma so fat she when to the beach and all the wales said "We are family, even if ur bigger then me"
18.Yo mamma so ugly when she walks into a back they turn off the cameras.
19.Yo mamma so fat her shadow weighs a hundred pounds.
20.Yo mamma so fat she puts mayonais oh her asprin.
21.Yo mammas so fat her bloot type is Ragoo.
22.Yo mamma so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.
23.Yo mamma so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone.
24.Yo mamma so fat when she goes to the resurant she looks at the menu and says "OK"
25.Yo mamma so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway!
26.Yo mamma so fat the earth orbits her.
27.Yo mamma so ugly, not even gravity will touch her.
28.Yo mamma so fat she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.
29.Yo mamma so fat you have to take a train and 2 busses just to get on her good side.
30.Yo mamma so fat she has to wake up in sections.
31.Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a buger poppeed out of washingtons nose.
32.Yo mamma so fat the National Weather Service gives a name to each one of her farts.
33.Yo mamma so ugly they gonna move holloween to her birthday.
34.Yo mamma so ugly she makes onions cry.
35.Yo mamma so ugly when she goes to the beach, cats try to put sand on her.
36.Yo mamma so old when she went to school they didnt hae "history".
37.Yo mamma so old when i told her "Act you own age" she died.
38.Yo mamma so ugly they put her picture on a box of X-lax and sold it empty.
39.Yo mamma so stupid she tries waking up a sleeping bag.
40.Yo mamma so fat she used to grayhound busses for roller blades and a cruise ship to surf.
41.Yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
42.Yo mamma so ugly she looked in the mirror and her reflection ran away.
43.Yo mamma so fat she broke her branch of the family tree.
44.Yo mamma so ugly she put the bogie man out of buisness.
45.Yo mamma so old, she forgot her purse on Noah's ark.
46.Yo mamma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "to be continued".
47.Yo mamma so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no profetionals"
Hope you liked them!
Please add your own, and enjoy!
1.Yo mamma so short you can see her feet on her driver license.
2.Yo mamma so old her birth certificate says "Expired".
3.Yo mamma so old she sat behind Jesus in the second Grade.
4.Yo mamma so old her first omelet was made from dino egg.
5.When your mamma was born the doctor slapped her parents.
6.Yo mamma so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.
7.Yo mamma smells so bad speed stick slowed down and stoppeed (huh?)
8.Yo mamma glasses are so thick when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
9.Yo mamma so dumb she failed a survay.
10.Yo mamma so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
11.Yo mamma so dumb she sits on the TV and watched the couch.
12.Yo mamma so dumb that if my dog was as dumb it would walk backward and wag its head.
13.Yo mamma so ugly when she goes to a strip join they pay her to keep her cloths on.
14.yo mamma so ugly she uses a line of makup called "Why bother"
15.Yo mamma so fat she goes outside in yellow, everyone yells "Taxi!".
16.Yo mamma so ugly the phyciatrist makes her lay face down.
17.Yo mamma so fat she when to the beach and all the wales said "We are family, even if ur bigger then me"
18.Yo mamma so ugly when she walks into a back they turn off the cameras.
19.Yo mamma so fat her shadow weighs a hundred pounds.
20.Yo mamma so fat she puts mayonais oh her asprin.
21.Yo mammas so fat her bloot type is Ragoo.
22.Yo mamma so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.
23.Yo mamma so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone.
24.Yo mamma so fat when she goes to the resurant she looks at the menu and says "OK"
25.Yo mamma so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway!
26.Yo mamma so fat the earth orbits her.
27.Yo mamma so ugly, not even gravity will touch her.
28.Yo mamma so fat she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.
29.Yo mamma so fat you have to take a train and 2 busses just to get on her good side.
30.Yo mamma so fat she has to wake up in sections.
31.Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a buger poppeed out of washingtons nose.
32.Yo mamma so fat the National Weather Service gives a name to each one of her farts.
33.Yo mamma so ugly they gonna move holloween to her birthday.
34.Yo mamma so ugly she makes onions cry.
35.Yo mamma so ugly when she goes to the beach, cats try to put sand on her.
36.Yo mamma so old when she went to school they didnt hae "history".
37.Yo mamma so old when i told her "Act you own age" she died.
38.Yo mamma so ugly they put her picture on a box of X-lax and sold it empty.
39.Yo mamma so stupid she tries waking up a sleeping bag.
40.Yo mamma so fat she used to grayhound busses for roller blades and a cruise ship to surf.
41.Yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
42.Yo mamma so ugly she looked in the mirror and her reflection ran away.
43.Yo mamma so fat she broke her branch of the family tree.
44.Yo mamma so ugly she put the bogie man out of buisness.
45.Yo mamma so old, she forgot her purse on Noah's ark.
46.Yo mamma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "to be continued".
47.Yo mamma so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no profetionals"
Hope you liked them!
Please add your own, and enjoy!
