Yo mamma jokes (just cause)
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Your momma is so hot, I'm your daddy.
...oh wait, I just messed that up.
LMAO.
I think "your mom" and "that's what she said" or "thats what your mom said" may be my favorite replies to just about everything.
Wow, someone has too much time on their hands now that they aren't in a mafia game! Haha!
Well how about these:
Yo mama's so dumb, se got locked in a bathroom and wet herself!
Yo mama's so fat whe she was in school she sat by EVERYONE!
Well how about these:
Yo mama's so dumb, se got locked in a bathroom and wet herself!
Yo mama's so fat whe she was in school she sat by EVERYONE!
Yea, i do have to much time on me hands 
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Enjoy these jokes:
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
[/FONT][FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
[/FONT][FONT=times new roman,helvetica] Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
[/FONT][FONT=times new roman,helvetica] I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
[/FONT][FONT=times new roman,helvetica] Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
[/FONT][FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Yo mama so poor when I went to rob her house i went in the front door and tripped out the back.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her!
Yo mama so poor she uses curtains as blankets!
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[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Enjoy these jokes:
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
[/FONT][FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
[/FONT][FONT=times new roman,helvetica] Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
[/FONT][FONT=times new roman,helvetica] I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
[/FONT][FONT=times new roman,helvetica] Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
[/FONT][FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Yo mama so poor when I went to rob her house i went in the front door and tripped out the back.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her!
Yo mama so poor she uses curtains as blankets!
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Your momma is so nasty, the dog won't give her fleas.
Your momma is so nasty she'll give you VD through the phone.
Your mom is like lettuce (I can't finish this one on this board.)
Your momma is so nasty she'll give you VD through the phone.
Your mom is like lettuce (I can't finish this one on this board.)
Yeah I don't have anything board friendly.
One has to do with being like a bowling ball and the other has to do with rainbows and lipstick...
One has to do with being like a bowling ball and the other has to do with rainbows and lipstick...
we took her to the drive in and we didn't have to pay because we dressed her up to look just like a chevrolet...
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