Mafia 95 - "Mayor's Mansion" (The Play)

dirtydawg10 said:
Though it doesn't often happen, Dawg decides to humor the little man and his inane line of questioning. It must be that the warm sun, the soothing sound of waves crashing and the exquisite beauty he is sharing a blanket with have taken the edge off.

He winks in Kashta's direction and says to Crick, "Let's sit down and discuss this over a drink". Crick nervously utters, "Uh...uh...I don't drink and I can only speak directly with the party in question". Dawg assures Crick that he has personally handled all of Kashta's "assets" and will see to it that he gets the answers he's looking for. Kashta nods in agreement and Crick and Dawg take to the shade of the oceanfront cocktail lounge.

They sit at the bar and Dawg is amused as he notices Crick's feet dangling in the air several inches from the floor. Dawg calls to the bartender, "I'll take a 25yr Chivas Regal and a Shirley Temple for my friend here." Crick proceeds to go into detail about the problems with Kashta's paperwork and Dawg makes sure to nod every couple of minutes as he is only slightly paying attention while he sips his second scotch. Dawg slowly unwraps a cigar bites the tip off and lights it up...blowing a smoke ring in the direction of the agent. Dawg stops Crick in mid sentence and says, "Could I take a look at the paperwork you keep referring to?" The agent reaches into his breifcase and pulls out a bundle of what appears to be bank statements for several offshore bank accounts with Kashta's name all over them. Dawg quickly assesses the situation and notices that the printing is smudged and that the papers wreak of cheap whiskey and cigarettes.

"Mr. Crick", Dawg announces..."Please take a close look at this paperwork here." Dawg points to the smudged fingerprints on several of the pages. He also points out that Kashta's social security number is not correct. Crick does a double take and replies, "This appears to be a forgery and I will quickly get to the bottom of this...sorry for wasting your time, Sir." The agent takes the last sip of his Shirley Temple and shuffles across the beach back to where he came from.

The next morning Dawg awakens to a beam of sunlight glaring through the drawn curtains. He rolls over and places a gentle kiss on Kash's forehead and strokes the soft skin of her shoulder. He puts on his robe and heads to the front door. Dawg opens the door and picks up his specially delivered issue of that morning's ACVille Times and reads the headline, "Man Detained For IRS Fraud In Attempt To Discredit Mayor Kashta." In the picture he sees Chill with his hair all disheveled and a black eye, standing holding a mug shot sign. Dawg thinks to himself...I bet he wishes he stayed DEAD. He grins, and walks back to the bedroom. As he enters and closes the door behind him he thinks...this is going to be another wonderful day.
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"...this is going to be another wonderful day" a more ironic statement could not have been issued. Dawg's day suddenly soured as one misfortune followed another. Doors closed all over town as Dawg and Kash slowly discovered that the bulk of their assets had been either seized or frozen.

Meanwhile Chill and Crick share a bottle of scotch and laugh at their arrogance. In fairness they were not the first to underestimate Crick nor will they likely be the last. While Dawg's assurance that he handled all Kash's assets does nothing to clear her it does make him jointly and severally liable with her for for her rather staggering bills. His claims of forgery and denial of ownership of the numbered accounts gave Chill clear reign to clean out those accounts, which of course Chill did. All funds were donated to a charitable foundation set up by the Wizard to continue his work in the event of his untimely death.

Chill thanks Crick for bailing him out this morning; of course it's the least Crick could have done given he started the bar fight that caused Chill's black eye and subsequent arrest. Downing the last of his scotch with a feigned cough Crick sets off to question a Mr Zaffy regarding unreported income from the sale of tin foil hats.

As Chill passes a newsstand he laughs at the ACville Times and their botched headline. He wonders what kind of fool actually has that rag delivered.
 
Fishfriend1 said:
Next up.... Chill breaks out and assassinates Kash and Dawg.... :D
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You must have missed the obituary in this morning's ACville Times, FF. Before Chill had a chance to finagle his way out of jail and come after me again, he was savagely gutted by his cellmate. The bad guys aren't messing around and they are well connected in high and low places! lmao.

Gotta love the way Chill's mind worked, though. As he lay dying in delirium (and a sticky pool of his own blood), Chill held on tight to the scenario he most wished would come true...

I suppose antagonizing everyone as much as the Mayor did would make you even more determined take her down. (Something I can't understand, personally... she's such a lovely person!) In fact....... had the town won the game, the Mayor would have taken full credit for defeating the mafia herself and still announced that she was running for Governor. (Of course.) But see, each of the surviving townies would have been given a real nifty ACville lapel pin out of gratitude as a personal memento!! ;)


"When it's over....... is it really over?"

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Congrats once again to the winning mafia team! Your win was well orchestrated and well deserved.

Thanks again to everyone who played!!

Game Over ... and Done!
 
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so now what do we do while waiting for the next one
 
Chill said:
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so now what do we do while waiting for the next one
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Get G to get on the stick and get it put together. :lipssealedsmilie:
 
lol, this will be the longest after game bit of time ever...

Chill, this is your que to come in with a bit about how the Mayor is in an insane denial...
 
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