meeting people from a fish store

wow funny how u guys would find her even tho you dont know her name XD
 
not even close lol
 
Then "Sharon" or "LaFonda" would be perfect. Using her real name would just be a bad idea anyways. Woman like men who don't show a whole lot of interest in them. Learning and bothering to use their real name screams desperation. Why do you think so many men use phrases like "Sweet Lips" and "Honey Buns" when first meeting women? "LaFonda" is a bit less common but it should probably work. I'd avoid using "Sharon" until you are sure she doesn't have any friends using that name. That leads to awkward questions.
 
Khemul said:
Then "Sharon" or "LaFonda" would be perfect. Using her real name would just be a bad idea anyways. Woman like men who don't show a whole lot of interest in them. Learning and bothering to use their real name screams desperation. Why do you think so many men use phrases like "Sweet Lips" and "Honey Buns" when first meeting women? "LaFonda" is a bit less common but it should probably work. I'd avoid using "Sharon" until you are sure she doesn't have any friends using that name. That leads to awkward questions.
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But its probably on a name tag. She might get a little weirded out by being called lafonda.
 
maybe she's just not into fish sammiches after all. don't fret. a short stay in a state pen teaches one the value of a cheese sammich real quick. if you can't find a mate with an extra cheese sammich, you're basically SOL.

as far as the name issue is concerned, i find that jamal or buttermilk biscuits completely avoids all the confusion and pitfalls that other names might add to your delicate dating situation.

we've already covered the name tag issue. don't want her thinking you're some creep always staring at her chest, so that name definitely won't do. besides, that's likely the name the government wants you to use. don't want her thinking you're some weak sheep herded by society following the masses. if you really want her to think you're an intelligent, free thinker you might consider calling her something like "jamal x" or "malcom fluffernutter". such names display a level of confidence and the ability to think outside of the box that's unparalleled and quite impressive.

besides, everyone loves fluff. just sayin'.
 
LiveMermaid07 said:
LOL, parts of this thread are little creepy! ;)

I for one cannot think about eating fish sandwiches when I am with fish. When they are not watching, that is a different story... ;)
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so, you're dating fish but you think we're creepy? :werd:
 
Khemul said:
Then "Sharon" or "LaFonda" would be perfect. Using her real name would just be a bad idea anyways. Woman like men who don't show a whole lot of interest in them. Learning and bothering to use their real name screams desperation. Why do you think so many men use phrases like "Sweet Lips" and "Honey Buns" when first meeting women? "LaFonda" is a bit less common but it should probably work. I'd avoid using "Sharon" until you are sure she doesn't have any friends using that name. That leads to awkward questions.
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What if her last name was peters?


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