LFS Hilarity

[Emg]

Patoloco invented a very NEW idea for string on a rock. Do you think this may quell the adverse reaction to purple string ? I think it's going in the right direction with this idea personally....

The new "Glow In the Dark" string on a rock ! Fantastic in those tanks with moonlighting as well. Quite entertaining to both fish and thier keepers !

Try one on for size....or two.....or THREE !!

 

[patoloco]

Yes, it's true! Now you can order the new glow-in-the-dark rock with a string
from www.cantbelivesomeoneisgoingtoclickthislink.com , item id F-00L-ISH

It comes with 2 AA batteries, that will last for about a year in normal conditions. Not safe to be used near water or humid places.

ADVERTISEMENT SONG:

:rant: :rant: Even in the night:rant:
now you can see your fish
with glow-in-the-dark
they're brigth and on a leash!
:look:​

 

[patoloco]

Bravo, Pato!! What channel is that one?

CMM :duh:

 

[jazzbass]

This latest news from Pato is indeed an interesting twist of events. Perhaps we should get purple wrist bands to commemorate this.

 

[nursie]

I'm not letting go of my principles. I'm a rigth person. I have deep family values....

(how much are we talking about??? :idea2: )

We're talking big bucks here...and family values..hey, you can hire your whole family

 

[sumthin fishy]

"rock with string will rock you, rock with string will rock you(sing it)
better get your rock with a purple string, gonna make your fish real happy today
singing rock with string will rock you!!"
(to the tune of we will rock you)

Mind you this is just a first draft. I will work on it a bit, look into what queens royalties would need to be, and create a backup plan if expenses on this one should exceed the alloted advertisment budget.

more as it comes

 

[Emg]

If Your fish are getting weary....

With thier common tank decor......

Get them something COOL and CHEERY !

String on Rocks will do the chore !!

 

[Galaxie]

Patoloco invented a very NEW idea for string on a rock. Do you think this may quell the adverse reaction to purple string ? I think it's going in the right direction with this idea personally....

The new "Glow In the Dark" string on a rock ! Fantastic in those tanks with moonlighting as well. Quite entertaining to both fish and thier keepers !

Try one on for size....or two.....or THREE !!

Wow! That looks like an underwater ghost orb I saw last New Year's Eve after finishing off a bottle of Jose Cuervo while watching my cichlid !

 

[patoloco]

Wow! That looks like an underwater ghost orb I saw last New Year's Eve after finishing off a bottle of Jose Cuervo while watching my cichlid !

Shhhhhhhhhhh... let's deny it. It's not and orb, it's a glowinthedark rock with string. :joe:

 

[jazzbass]

Rocks with String Recalled
AP wire story
Rocks with String, the latest craze to hit the aquarium market, have been recalled according to an internal memo from the Petland offices.

The popular new fish accessory, consisting of high grade rock with a purple string tied around it, will be pulled from shelves due to reports of the string detatching unexpectedly.

"I had just arrived at the lake and set Fredrick on his string so that he could have some exercise while I set up the tent," said a woman, speaking on terms of anonymity. "When I went to check on him five minutes later, he was gone. The string had broken." The woman told reporters that she had decided to take her fancy oranda on vacation with her after acquiring the new Rock with String at a local Petland. Petland officials declined to comment.