LFS Hilarity

[patoloco]

Land of pets... land of pets... please....

 

[nursie]

Press release:
Nursie, chief CEO of "Purple Rock on a String" has announced a revamping of her company. It will now be known as "Strings"...and will cover a variety of color of strings ..and even branch out into other string related sales. Canadian branches of the company will be test marketing new string related apparel. There is to also be an album released of string related songs.

 

[NotGumbel]

I was reborn when rock with purple string entered my life

Well, I do hope you are pleased with yourself. The controversial Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church has created a new web site, www.godhatespurplestring.com, to denounce this attack on our faith and values.

:joke:

 

[Debra Mark]

String Apparel will only be available in Canada....comes with Polar Bear throw rug for warmth...

 

[patoloco]

Nuff said

 

[reiverix]

If Your fish are getting weary....

With thier common tank decor......

Get them something COOL and CHEERY !

String on Rocks will do the chore !!

Sit back I'll tell you a story

About my wifes cockatiel

It turned a little gory

Made my hard work into a meal

 

[spoonsofspinach]

"It puts the rock in its tank, or else it gets the hose again!!"

OMG! ROFLMAO!!! This thread is awesome for highlighing the ps talent of this bunch and just how humourous you all are. Thanks for the laughs.

PS. Luv the names of your fish, NotGumbel.

 

[Roan Art]

A a last minute update, CNNN just reported a violence outbreak by costumers who demanded their LFS a money refund after the violence generated in their tanks bt the infamous rock with purple string.

Costumers have been able to find a second use to their product by tossing it at the stores, thus shattering widnwos and tanks. The worse part of the attacks is thet the purple string allows the attackers to easily retrieve the rock and toss it again.

However, poeple who bought a rock with green string are happy with their purchases.

More to come in a few mooments.

You rock, Patoloco :laugh:

Roan

 

[Emg]

What happened to the AC Weekly magazine thread ???

 

[Diego L.]

AM I the only one who's avatar doesn't have anything to do with ta purple string? :look: WELL not anymore....:dance: