And you know, if you feel like revising your .sig to include just the 10 gallon and 30 gallon tanks you really do have, and then apologizing to everyone for being a bit goofy, I'm sure we'd be happy to have you.
But if you want to keep posting, say sorry for the mess you have made of our boreds. We have seen nothing but crap from you so far. Improve your posting style, or someone more powerful will step in.