then i pull out the microphone in my back pocket and sings a tribute to phil collins.
.......I can feel it commin in the air tonight..oh lord...oh lord.........
.......I can feel it commin in the air tonight..oh lord...oh lord.........
?
- Thread starter Dangerdoll
- Start date
Watcher stumbles in from the rain, shaking the water from his hair.
A small burp escapes his lips as he narrows reddened eyes to help him focus.
"All right, definetly a sausage party. Way too many guys. Half of them are undressed. Not good."
He stands up straight with a slight wobble, amazingly spins around without falling, and stumbles out the door leaning heavily forward.
A small burp escapes his lips as he narrows reddened eyes to help him focus.
"All right, definetly a sausage party. Way too many guys. Half of them are undressed. Not good."
He stands up straight with a slight wobble, amazingly spins around without falling, and stumbles out the door leaning heavily forward.
as i sit and watch all the comotion from the corner booth i can't help but giggle at all the commers and goers ...and fight the urge to get up and sing kareoke to the phil colins tune ... :dance: then sudennly a large comotion breaks out at the other side of the bar ,,breaking my growing urge to make a fool of myself .... :rant2: apperantly the gentleman that held everyones attention when i entered has upset someone ...
Last edited:
I am having a great time..apparently...knocking back a few with good friends and listening to the Phil collins tunes. You know if there's nekked firemen coming out of the back room that the fire isn't anything to evacuate the building for..... :devil: :devil:
GEL is getting real anxious to use her whip...
GEL is getting real anxious to use her whip...
The bar suddenly is full of people singing along with the Phil Collins tunes that no one hears Corax sharing his amazing news. He suddenly is filled with rage and shouts at the person next to him.
Since Corax had been away for so long, he does not realize this is a man to not be messed with. SoCal rises from his seat and the two are in each other's faces shouting and shoving each other.
"Oh no you don't!" Lila shouts as she approaches the two. "You ain't doing that here, boys."
"But . . . " SoCal says with is crooked smile.
"Look, honey . . . I don't care how cute your smile is . . . all crooked and sexy and all that . . . you're not gonna start a fight in my bar!" Pushing both men towards the door, she hesitates as Slappy goes running by, holding his still reddened cheek and whimpering on his way to the door.
Lila sighs. "What a sissy." She continues to push the two men toward the door.
Corax suddenly turns and says, "Fine! I'll go. I just wanted to tell you something. This guy was making a funny face at me and it pushed me over the line."
"I wasn't making a face!" SoCal's cheeks turns red. "I was smiling at your good news!"
"You call that a smile?"
Lila shakes her head and pushes them toward the door again. "Until you boys settle down, you're out of here."
Both men slump their shoulders as they head out of the bar.
Since Corax had been away for so long, he does not realize this is a man to not be messed with. SoCal rises from his seat and the two are in each other's faces shouting and shoving each other.
"Oh no you don't!" Lila shouts as she approaches the two. "You ain't doing that here, boys."
"But . . . " SoCal says with is crooked smile.
"Look, honey . . . I don't care how cute your smile is . . . all crooked and sexy and all that . . . you're not gonna start a fight in my bar!" Pushing both men towards the door, she hesitates as Slappy goes running by, holding his still reddened cheek and whimpering on his way to the door.
Lila sighs. "What a sissy." She continues to push the two men toward the door.
Corax suddenly turns and says, "Fine! I'll go. I just wanted to tell you something. This guy was making a funny face at me and it pushed me over the line."
"I wasn't making a face!" SoCal's cheeks turns red. "I was smiling at your good news!"
"You call that a smile?"
Lila shakes her head and pushes them toward the door again. "Until you boys settle down, you're out of here."
Both men slump their shoulders as they head out of the bar.
Once both men are out of the bar, Kas2 crankes up the music. Using the 'music' treand, Kas2 picks a bunch of stuff that AC members like.
The group at the corner table cheers for Lila, and orders another round. GEL, disapointed at not being able to use her whip to straighten those boys out, grumbles "You people never let me have any fun".
The group is sitting and mellowing out to the fine tunes Kas is playing in the DJ booth. Suddenly the loud roar of a motorcycle is heard in front of the bar. It stops and the rider gets off and runs into the bar...It's Joe!! He shouts "Quick..come out and look up in the sky.." and runs back outside.
The group is sitting and mellowing out to the fine tunes Kas is playing in the DJ booth. Suddenly the loud roar of a motorcycle is heard in front of the bar. It stops and the rider gets off and runs into the bar...It's Joe!! He shouts "Quick..come out and look up in the sky.." and runs back outside.
Lila shrieks as the Joe already sitting in the bar must be an alien. "A body snatcher!" she screams, pointing at the man.
Joe shakes his head. "No! No! I'm me! Really I am!"
"I knew it!" Harlock shouts as he pushes away from the table.
Lila runs to the bar and grabs her Alien Blaster 3000 and aims it at the Body Snatcher Joe. "Oh, you've invaded the wrong bar, alien!"
Joe shakes his head. "No! No! I'm me! Really I am!"
"I knew it!" Harlock shouts as he pushes away from the table.
Lila runs to the bar and grabs her Alien Blaster 3000 and aims it at the Body Snatcher Joe. "Oh, you've invaded the wrong bar, alien!"
