A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
>>
>> > a half-gallon of 2% milk,
>> > a carton of eggs,
>> > a quart of orange juice,
>> > a head of romaine lettuce,
>> > a 2 lb. can of coffee,
>> > and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
>>
>> As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
>> drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
>> the cashier.
>>
>> While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
>> "You must be single."
>>
>>The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued
>>by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
>>
>>She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
>>unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her
>>marital status.
>>
>> Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
>> you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
>>
>>The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly."
>>
>> > a half-gallon of 2% milk,
>> > a carton of eggs,
>> > a quart of orange juice,
>> > a head of romaine lettuce,
>> > a 2 lb. can of coffee,
>> > and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
>>
>> As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
>> drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
>> the cashier.
>>
>> While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
>> "You must be single."
>>
>>The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued
>>by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
>>
>>She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
>>unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her
>>marital status.
>>
>> Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
>> you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
>>
>>The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly."
