Ok after a bit of research it turns out that its extremely hard to get lisense for spiders in Cape Town.
Chickens are a bit to boring.
And lastly people thanks for all the ideas but please understand that i may live in africa but its not like im chasing lions out of my backgarden and fighing head hunting trides dayly so in other words i can get all these huge pets and you americans have to work out that the rest of the world is not poor and uncivilised.
I know that. Still, if you go to Wilderness you can find a spider there and I promise you, you won't need a licence. They are a dime a dozen! I think their true name is a Golden Tarantula. When one is jumping up your arm, all you can do is scream however.
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The number of times that people say that we can't be from Africa because we aren't black is too many to count. I have also had asked if I was afraid of lions in my yard, if we lived in houses, and if we wore clothes. They are always terribly disappointed when I tell them the truth.