A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in
Mysterious ways...
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you
completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And
look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished
but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink
this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
The woman hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back
to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the
cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you
having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the
police.... "
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil and conniving. Don't mess with them!!!
Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in
Mysterious ways...
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you
completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And
look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished
but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink
this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
The woman hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back
to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the
cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you
having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the
police.... "
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil and conniving. Don't mess with them!!!
