The woman's husband comes in and gets right behind her. He starts yelling at her. "Flip them, FLIP THEM! What are you doing?! Faster, faster! Use the salt. Use the salt. THE SALT. USE THE **** SALT! Now use the pepper. THE PEPPER! THEY'RE GOING TO BURN FLIP THEM! NOT THAT FAST! NOT THAT SLOW! Get it right this time. You get it wrong every time. Turn the heat down. The heat! THE HEAT! TURN THE **** STOVE DOWN! Why do you always forget to turn the stove down? Why is that? Explain! CAREFUL! STOP, YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THEM!"
The woman says, "Jesus, what's wrong with you?! I know how to fry eggs!"
The man doesn't miss a beat with his reply.
"I wanted to show you what it's like when I'm driving."
The woman says, "Jesus, what's wrong with you?! I know how to fry eggs!"
The man doesn't miss a beat with his reply.
"I wanted to show you what it's like when I'm driving."
