I went to our local BigA$$PetStore tonight to see if they had ghost shrimp. No. But while I was there a lady was asking about 'some of those sucker fish that clean the tank'. The clerk sold her 2 plecos. Didn't ask how big a tank or what was in it. Then she asked about 'those feeder things for when you go on vacation' for goldfish. She's putting the plecos in with gold fish? Heated or not? I was so...so... so...Well, you know. I went elsewhere and bought two kuhlis.
Khulis.
Coolies.
Whatever.
On a lighter note, as soon as I released the k's into the tank one of them dove headfirst into the gravel. "Look, kids. New fish! See the tail sticking up out of the gravel?"