A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
> > > > She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the
>
worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local
vendors were asking for the highly prized shoes.
> > > >
> > > > After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices"
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then,
maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair
of shoes at a decent price!"
> > > >
> > > > The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady,
> y'all
just go and give it a try, why don'cha!" The blonde turned on her
heel and headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch herself
an alligator.
> > > >
> > > > Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls
> over
to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman
standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
> > > >
> > > > Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward
her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature, and, with
a great deal of effort, hauls it onto the slimy swamp bank.
> > > > Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
> > > >
> > > > The shopkeeper stands on the bank and watches this scenario in
amazed silence.
> > > >
> > > > Just then, the blonde struggles and flips the gator on its back.
>
> > > >
> > > > Then, rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great
frustration, she shouts out, "D*** This one is barefoot, too!"
> > > > She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the
>
worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local
vendors were asking for the highly prized shoes.
> > > >
> > > > After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices"
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then,
maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair
of shoes at a decent price!"
> > > >
> > > > The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady,
> y'all
just go and give it a try, why don'cha!" The blonde turned on her
heel and headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch herself
an alligator.
> > > >
> > > > Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls
> over
to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman
standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
> > > >
> > > > Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward
her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature, and, with
a great deal of effort, hauls it onto the slimy swamp bank.
> > > > Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
> > > >
> > > > The shopkeeper stands on the bank and watches this scenario in
amazed silence.
> > > >
> > > > Just then, the blonde struggles and flips the gator on its back.
>
> > > >
> > > > Then, rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great
frustration, she shouts out, "D*** This one is barefoot, too!"
