Always have duct tape handy

You also MUST add a bottle of Whiskey to the list...I suggest a a bottle of Laphroaig or Bushmills....and, of course, beer is a given...
 
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the world together. :D
 
LOVE Duct tape

I know it is a constant joke about men and duct tape, but honestly, when I was single, it taped a many of pipe in my old house until the plumber could get there on monday. Saved me the $85 up fee for weekend calls.
 
My hb and I drove a car 900 miles once after fixing the radiator hoses with duct tape. It actually kept going for a few more weeks after that, before they started leaking again.
 
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