Amusing comments fish make to each other

[OgreMkV]

One Gourami to another: "I flip my dorsal in your general direction!"

Cory: "Can I eat this? Is it food? It smells like food. I think I'll eat it."

 

[DarkSoul]

One Gourami to another: "I flip my dorsal in your general direction!"

right outta monty python

Betta in a mirror: you lookin at me?? ARE YOU lookin at ME??? you must be, cause I don' see no one else, so you MUST be LOOKIN at ME!!!

 

[mee-mee]

Octopus to his girlfriend: " I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

 

[WeeNe858]

Octopus to his girlfriend: " I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

lol....

Pistol shrimp says "STOP! or ill shoot" :silly:

 

[aardvark1]

Old Jack Dempsey:

" I coulda been a Contender!"

(with apologies to Brando...)

 

[samsmom]

Convict.....I didn't do it, I'm innocent, I was framed I tell ya, I was framed

 

[Coler]

Goldfish...."hey food ! no, poop. Hey food ! no, poop. Food ! Poop. Food ! Poop. Definitely food over there ! no, poop"

 

[Sovran]

Guppy - are you a girl? are you a girl? no? ah come on, you must be a girl No? aww , who cares, not me - you sure you're not a girl? (repeat 10000x)

 

[bkw1982]

Pleco1 to Pleco2:
Pleco1:Hey have you tried that drift wood on the south side of the tank.

Pleco2: You know....as long as I've been in this tank I've never been on the southside!!

Pleco1:Me Either!!!!

Pleco1 & Pleco2: LOL!!!!

Pleco1: Sigh....aren't we just the pair.

 

[S.A.]

fiddler crab to the tank: "Ya put your right claw out, ya' put your right claw in, ya' put your right claw out and ya' shake it all about..."