Amusing comments fish make to each other

Madcrawdad said:
neon tetra accidentally bumping into swordtail from behind: "Ow, my eye....oh my God, my EYE!"
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lol :)

The lone Oscar was swimming around the tank singing to himself...

"I was swallowing down my tank-mates on a sunny day,
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba!
Feelin' in my bones that I had my way,
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba!
Well I'm a happy boy, I'm a happy boy!
Oh ain't it good when things are going your way,
Hey! Hey!"
 
guppy to a platty:
can i flirt with you? oh come on can i, please, oh please, please, ppppplllllleeeeeeeaaaaaasssssssseeeeeee!!!!!!!! no? ah comeon please!?!?!can i flirt with you? oh come on can i, please, oh please, please, ppppplllllleeeeeeeaaaaaasssssssseeeeeee!!!!!!!! no? ah comeon please!?!?!can i flirt with you? oh come on can i, please, oh please, please, ppppplllllleeeeeeeaaaaaasssssssseeeeeee!!!!!!!! no? ah comeon please!?!?!
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see the bubble, feel the bubble, be the bubble, I am the bubble! ooh, can't breath, can't breath...?


"it's weird ya know" One minute, I am swimming along, and then "whoosh" from outta no where, I start heading to the light?.."I don't think I will ever be the same"
 
"aaaaaaaaaargh...I was perfectly fine until you put that psychopath in here"
 
"and i saw God, and he was wearing a red flannel shirt and a budwieser cap, and he said go back it is not yet your time"
 
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