Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[Dwarf Puffers]

Why does Zig have his sisters for his week day and end girlfriends??

'cuz he dun have no edjumacation, he dun know 'bout dem inbreedin' thangs.

Why is up not downways?

 

[Lady G]

Cause then down would have to be up ways

Why do some cats have to meow so loud?

 

[cam191919]

cause they cant bark and feel bad
why a surfboard?

 

[emptywallet]

because all cool people have surfboards even if they dont live on or near the ocean or a big body of water....
why question about peoples items?

 

[cam191919]

because questions about peoples favorite lunchmeat brand are boring
why do penguins like fish?

 

[emptywallet]

because if they didnt then they'd starve
why does my dad say global warming is fake?

 

[pixl8r]

Because it is.

Why does cesspool?

 

[cam191919]

because of spaceships
why they let the terminator win the election?

 

[Dwarf Puffers]

Because Gandalf was out sick.

Why is random eastforward slamander shingle?

 

[cam191919]

because worms on the moon in july have no monkeys to eat cake with