Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[unvmyplecos]

cause your granny uses mashed up fish guts as dressing

why cant i be nice?

 

[xsdbs]

You must be union.

UH, no I work an honest 8-10 hrs for 8 hrs pay not 8 hrs for 10-12 hs pay.
disclaimer:: yes I know that not all union workers are like this but alot are and it has been proven
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why cant i be nice?
you were a pit bull in your past life

why can't we wait for winter but hate the snow in our driveways

 

[cam191919]

because snow + sprinkles = some good

why have i never seen ball lightning?

 

[saram521]

Because if you did, it would spoil everything.

Why is there another 'Saw' movie?

 

[The Zigman]

because lots of people SAW the first 4...

Why did I lock my keys inside this morning?

 

[Notophthalmus]

To keep them safe!

Why can't we all just get along?

 

[bettagurl]

why cant i be nice?
you were a pit bull in your past life

why can't we wait for winter but hate the snow in our driveways[/QUOTE]

Nope, they were a praying mantis

 

[bettagurl]

To keep them safe!

Why can't we all just get along?

Because we all have opinions

Why are most people hysteric over my dog, even if se's rolled over wagging her tail and hoping for a tummy rub?

 

[KIM_TMA]

Because they are afraid an alien is going to pop out of her tummy and suck them in.

Why is it getting cold?

 

[abi88]

Because its already been hot!

Why is pink seen as a girl's color?? (I HATE pink!)