Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[xsdbs]

its where dogs talk about fish
why is hot sauce called salsa but it can't dance

 

[Darkness9876]

because its too hot and was banned from dancing.

why does one gallon of a camels fat hold more than one gallon of water?

 

[FISHSHROD]

because the camel was thirsty

when is it a good time

 

[xsdbs]

Mark, a good time is when you are with your children,

if I stopped the world would I really melt with her
( I would have put you but I didn't want you to think I meant you )

 

[KIM_TMA]

Depends on your zodiac sign on wether or not you would melt with her.

Why do evergreens trees have needles and trees just have leaves, are the trees getting screwed in this deal?

 

[kamikaze_fish]

no, the regular trees don't do drugs

Why do they fire athletes for being jerks in public but not on the field?

 

[xsdbs]

because people pay to see the jerks on the field

why do you wear glasses but can't drink from them

 

[FISHSHROD]

cause if they were wet they would melt


why do you care about the sun

 

[xsdbs]

because it makes me BRIGHT

why are cotton swabs called Q- tips

 

[FISHSHROD]

I don't know, why