Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[kamikaze_fish]

You're too busy watching the ceiling fan.

What time is it in Brazil if I'm eating a popsicle in Spain?

 

[justahannah]

4 hours before you unwrapped it

Why does wasabi make my scalp tingle?

 

[powerkit]

Cause thats what it do
How many donkeys can fit on a school bus?

 

[xsdbs]

it depends on how many seat there are

why do fans rotate clockwise

 

[powerkit]

because if fans rotated counter clockwise, all the football stadiums would colapse. (pun, lol)
why is it so easy to be distracted at work?

 

[xsdbs]

because works not very attractive,
why are lap tops called lap tops when they are not used to top a lap

 

[FISHSHROD]

where do you go to be by yourself ?

 

[xsdbs]

lonely hearts hotel
why dont dog fish bark

 

[FISHSHROD]

they do , you just can't here them because they are under water.

Why do people call it turkey day and not ham day ?

 

[cam191919]

because ham is made from a special blend of polyurethane, ever since the extinction of pigs in 1953.

why are there ghost in houses, but not timeshares