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[1wizz]

Neither, the station was closed as there was the wrong kind of snow on the line!

Its got a bit frosty on the roads here in Blighty dose that mean i need snow chains?

 

[xsdbs]

only if he starts melting
why do squirrels forget where their nuts are

 

[plantling]

sorry for my previous post. thought this was the answer a question w/a question thread, lol.

maybe the squirrels are girls.

so why is it that you always find something in the last place u looked?

 

[xsdbs]

because all the other places are full of the things that your'e not looking for

how much is my 2 cents worth from yesterday worth today

 

[powerkit]

not as much as one would think
If a squirrel farts in your pocket, can you still smell it?

 

[xsdbs]

depends on if it has eaten any taco bell

umm, why do you have that squirrel in your pocket

 

[FISHSHROD]

Because it came free with these jeans.


anybody seen anybody on A.C. ?

 

[mudskippers]

yep

why do dogs bark at everything?

 

[cam191919]

because everything is apparently a strange man in a hat

how do you add apples to oranges

 

[clenzpilot32]

Mush them up like puree and mix them together.

What's that on your face?