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Dwarf Puffers · Feb 6, 2008

Because it'd be wierd if they grew on vines.

Why can't Newfies count past 2?

clown-lover · Feb 6, 2008

Only two digits?

Why is the sun yellow?

BadDogsPa · Feb 6, 2008

because it needs to pee.
why does corn pop?

S.A. · Feb 6, 2008

because snap and crackle were taken!

why does my dog keep staring at me?

disismaifishy · Feb 6, 2008

he wants to get back at you for taking his dinner.

why is coke brown?

Bnoble · Feb 6, 2008

cause its copying Pepsi!

Why do cops love donuts?

clown-lover · Feb 6, 2008

Because they look like handcuffs

Why isn't the moon made of cheese?

Dangerdoll · Feb 6, 2008

because it's too far to reach when you want a ham and cheese sandwhich

why do bumps leave bruises

Fungi · Feb 6, 2008

It's a little something for you to remember them by

Why does wood burn?

jpappy789 · Feb 6, 2008

because wood burns with passion

why do some people have bad tempers?