Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[ayra321]

for lack of a better answer
why are you on this site alll day?get a life!

 

[FindingBlemo]

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Why is ayra such a party pooper? (oops, that wasn't a stupid question.)

 

[ayra321]

i am not a party pooper,i licked a couch cuz i was dared to,i also ate a napkin and licked a cat at my friends party
why does mustard taste so good when you put it on a snickers bar?

 

[FindingBlemo]

It tastes good because you just licked a couch, ate a napkin, and licked a cat, I think anything would taste good after that.

Why do Bettas fight?

 

[ayra321]

cuz they hate mice
why does it get dark outside at night?

 

[FindingBlemo]

It gets dark because someone pulls the shades.

Why can't fish talk?

 

[ayra321]

they can talk i hear them in my head all the time
why do some people think im crazy?

 

[FindingBlemo]

Because you hear bettas talk. (Don't worry, I'm with ya.)

Why do I only have 3 aquariums?

 

[xsdbs]

because thats all the boss said you could have


can a microwave cook a macro dinner

 

[ayra321]

dunno wat a macro dinner is
when you see a bug on your computer screen why do you always try to click on it?