Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[jbradt]

because you didn't learn to dance from chuck norris!

how come i keep posting in this thread?

 

[cam191919]

because you and this thread are in love

when will i find the thread of my dreams?

 

[theicequeen]

When you Post it yourself.

Why does the light come on when I hit the switch?

 

[unvmyplecos]

because you posses magical powers bestowed upon you by the KGB.
"похвалить КГБ мой товарищ"
"praise the KGB my comrade"



why am i obsesed with the KGB?

 

[Jspigs]

why am i obsesed with the KGB?

Because there is no BGK.

How do lava lamps work?

 

[unvmyplecos]

The KGB filled them with their super x-ray nuclear lysol. thus a living being in a lamp.




why would the KGB care about lava lamps?

 

[xsdbs]

because they are confused why the lava is flowing upward and not down the sides

what would mother nature and father time name their kids

 

[unvmyplecos]

son wrinkles and daughter saggage


why is purple considered manly and girly?

 

[xsdbs]

depends on the time of day

why do people put xmas lights up and turn them on before thanksgiving

 

[theicequeen]

because they like to pay those big electric bills.


why are there clouds in the sky??