Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[theicequeen]

So he doesnt have to wear a scarf.

Why does Rudolph have a red nose?

 

[naliel]

he has a cold.
Why Santa didn't bring the 55gl tank I asked for?

 

[halfmoonplakat]

because there was bad weather tonight
what is a fish

 

[Jspigs]

It is an animal that goes swimmy swimmy swimmy in the water.

What is glass made of?

 

[halfmoonplakat]

sand!
why does a fish go swimmy swimmy swimmy in the water

 

[theicequeen]

So it doesnt sink.


Why is water wet?

 

[xsdbs]

because the car is dry and the carpets clean

why did the carpet get cleaned

 

[theicequeen]

because someone drank too much and barfed.

why does there have to be traffic when I have to get somewhere?

 

[xsdbs]

to remind you that you should have left on time

why can't people drive in the snow with some common sense

 

[theicequeen]

because they didnt leave on time.

why cant I think of a stupid question?