Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[theicequeen]

only enough to make a toothpick.

why did the fish cross the aquarium?

 

[xsdbs]

because thats where the food was
why did you put the food on the other side of the tank

 

[dundadundun]

because chuck norris said so

going back to a previous question now... how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris

 

[ayra321]

chuck Norris could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if both chuck Norris and a woodchuck could chuck wood!
wait,why is chuck norris chucking with a woodchuck?

 

[theicequeen]

because he is out of work.

who, what ,where ,why and when??

 

[kYle223]

wuldent you like to know
whats a 3 letter word for red

 

[Fishfriend1]

red
What did the dolphin say when it left us?

 

[Fishfriend1]

no answers? Oh well the dolphin said "goodbye and thanks for all the fish" lol.
Why did no one answer that?

 

[SilasMortimer]

Because they didn't type and hit 'post'.

Why is a cow?

 

[xsdbs]

because a rabbit is not
why do cars have a spare tire rated @ 50 mph when the speed limit is 70mph