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ah so my pineapple is an imposter!so the robot-zombie-ninja-bear from the past does have the real one! it could never be an exotic breed thats almost aas improbable as a turtle becoming a cowboy!

do i have to get my pineapple back to prevent the rupture of space and time and keep it from warping into a black hole that connects to a corresponding white hole,where nobody knows where our galaxy will end up if it isnt super compacted and added to the black hole's singularity when it passes the event horizon?
 
fish oil could help that passing and initiate relational rather than singular existance.

why not get your pineapple back if it is willing to share the rose colored glasses?
 
Because the pineapple is going to be sucked into the black hole created by the Haldon Super Collider and it will rip the sunglasses right off his smug mug!

If I can't keep Oscars in my 5 gallon do I have to set them free?
 
LIES you CAN KEEP OSCARS in a 5 gallon just not for verry long (assuming that theyr fry)
asuming that the robot-zombie-ninja-bear-frome the future sucseeds and the great deepfrying occurs
and the verry fabric of the universe is torn assunder
how long do you think it will take to sow all that fabric back together if we use the pineapple for its intended pourpose AS A ALL POWERFULL SOWING NEEDLE . . . FROME THE DISTANT FUTURE . . . AND PAST
 
about 7.12 years 9 hours and 36 seconds(its simple math,you just have to carry the infinity and multiply by pi to the 42nd power :))
aha we have finally discovered what the importance of the pineapple is!!!!!so if my pineapples purpose is a sowing needle,how to we sow the fabric of space-time back together if the two shapes are incompatible?!
 
simple, force them into a pickle jar filled with heated mashed up duct tape and they will then blend into a piece with a few spots that will need to be sewn up with some titanium thread.
is the pineapple over ripe yet with flies hanging around
 
THE GREAT PINEAPPLE CANNOT BE DESTROYED
THE GREAT PINEAPPLE IS
THE GREAT PINEAPPLE ALWAYS WAS
THE GREAT PINEAPPLE ALWAYS WILL BE
THE GREAT PINEAPPLE CAN SEE INTO YOUR MIND
THE GREAT PINEAPPLE CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOLE

or can it?
 
i prefer to can it... it stays fresh longer.

that formula seems skewed. are we multiplying by pi or by pineapple like page 27 article a in my robot-zombie-ninja-bear-from the future pocket reference guide.
 
by pi,that handbook is purely ridiculous,i mean come one!robot-zombie-ninja-bears do not migrate to pluto during the winter solstice!

what is the purpose of the melted duck tape and can i use melted ham instead?
 
Sure as long as you use it for good.

Why did I just stare at a light bulb?
 
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