Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[Fishfriend1]

because you are insane!

Why are you insane?

 

[xsdbs]

it must've been the 70's that did it

why do some people like ketchup but won't eat tomatoes

 

[fish-n-chips]

cause there aren't any seeds in kechtup

Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[xsdbs]

same reason you use the "emergency brake" when there's not an emergency

why is it called an emergency brake anyway, I've never seen 1 used in an emergency room

 

[Fishfriend1]

because car can be emergency rooms too.

Why do computers turn off?

 

[xsdbs]

because they get bored of beating humans

why don't real stars have 5 points

 

[Fishfriend1]

because real starts are to lazy to form that 5th point.

Why does my computer hate me?

 

[fish-n-chips]

Duh, because computers hate all humans and desire to take us over.

Can fish be allergic to eating fish/shellfish?

 

[Ara]

Because you never give it any cookies?

Why do they play the same commercials 3 times in one commercial break? (agh!)

 

[xsdbs]

because you may have been on a potty break and missed the first 2,
why do we call an orange "orange"" but we don't call an apple "red or green"