Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[Lupin]

Because you're too late.

Why does water dry out so quickly under the sun?

 

[Lady G]

Because it is "dry" heat

Why is the grass always greener on the other side??

 

[Lupin]

Because they love the heat.

Why do bees sting?

 

[janewalsh11]

because you annoyed them

why does a river have a mouth?

 

[Lady G]

So it can swollow you up of coarse!

Why ask why

 

[Lupin]

I don't know why you are asking why we are asking why.

Why are we asking why?

 

[The Zigman]

because we can.

Why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?

(nice horsey Lupin!)

 

[Lady G]

Just to make us wonder!!

Why is it everything is in a spot until you need it then, it just disappears!!

 

[The Zigman]

it is still in its spot, but you're looking in a different spot...
(I think Goerge carlin splained this once...)

Anyway, what I wanna know is...
If the right side of the brain controlls the left side of the body, then are only left handed people in their right minds?!?! (no, I am a Righty!)

 

[bkw1982]

only if they think right.

When is it ok to cast the first stone