Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[Lady G]

It stands for Poohy!!

If a fly lands on its back will it die?

 

[jpappy789]

nah...it just goes to sleep for a VERY long time

do E.T.'s exist?

 

[bkw1982]

yes people with the intial E.T. do exist, just ask Eric Thomas.


how does water get into bottled water?

 

[Lupin]

Because the water gets bottled all the time.

Why is the water distilled?

 

[jpappy789]

because otherwise it would be too hyper

why is the sun so bright?

 

[Dwarf Puffers]

Because it's favourite food is magpies, duh.

Why can't I stop eating muffins?

 

[jpappy789]

DON'T! they are good for your soul!

why is it so easy to become obsessive other something for a few weeks, then completely forget about it and move on to something else?

 

[bkw1982]

42


How do they get the cream filling inside donuts

 

[Lupin]

Because they use syringes.

Why do dogs bark?

 

[kuhliloach]

because they forgot how to meow,


why is the family circus newspaper comic so borring?