Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[Reddog80p]

Only after the OP is lynched lol...

Why do kangaroos kickbox?

 

[kuhliloach]

so they can apear on your sugared cereal boxes.

why can't my shoes untie themselves?

 

[Lupin]

Because you did not put magic on it.

Can Coke really clean the toilet?

 

[Lady G]

Sure....it will eat away anyting I think

How many guys will Maury test to find the father??

 

[fishcatch22]

And lo, it was proclaimed that he shalt teste every man upon the earth, and bring those men unto his show so that he may engineer fights between them in the name of trashy media, for that is the word of the allmighty media....

where do babies come from?

 

[IceH2O]

The hospital

Why do I change the scape of my 75 gallon tank so much?

 

[Lupin]

Because of boredom.

Why do some red clothes stain other clothes?

 

[kuhliloach]

because you keep accidently forgrtting to put the lid on the blender.


what's the first thing that comes to mind when i say...






"pudding"

 

[Cichlidgirl91]

A lumpy, coagulated mess

Why are people scared of snakes?

 

[The Zigman]

I like bacon.

what came first, the chicken or potatos?