Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

because she's worried about being borring

why does the tv not have a channel one?
 
So no channel can claim to be #1.

Does Lupin draw ligers while he is board.
 
no he draws Lady G....it took him 2 hours to do the shading on her upper lip


why do people chew on pencils
 
the geek shall inhabit the earth


why is there a game called 20 questions, but not one called 21 or 19 questions?
 
To make you feel lucky.

Why is everything so unavailble?
 
Because the sky has acid reflux disease.

Why do catfish hum the Star Wars theme?
 
cause they dont know the star trek theme

Are there really monsters under my bed?
 
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