Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

Because there is BBQ sauce under them.

Why do we have fingernails to begin with?
 
To bite them!

Why is grass green?
 
To be flirty

Why do we have hair on our legs?
 
So we have to shave, it keeps the razor companies in business

What do you call a male ladybug?
 
by snail

Are you currently in love?
 
Love...smove

What IS there a salad fork
 
because you can't eat salad with a "salad spoon" ;)

Why can't wings be delivered by cute chicks in skirts?
 
Because you would never get the wings eaten

Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped
 
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