Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[clown-lover]

because they are heavy

why does oil float?

 

[Lupin]

Because it doesn't want to sink.

Why do fish jump out of the tank?

 

[clown-lover]

Because they want to view the scenery

Why don't cars fly?

 

[Dangerdoll]

they use the wrong gas

why don't we fly?

 

[captaincaveman9]

because we dont know how

why do people wear goggles?

 

[judgemax]

because goggles would look stupid on anything else! \

why do dogs drool?

 

[Dangerdoll]

Because of Pavlov

why do guppies reproduce so abundantly?

 

[FireDancer7905]

To help foster MTS!

Why are video games so addicting to boys?

 

[judgemax]

because girls are smarter than that!

why do birds chirp?

 

[Woofy]

becuase they dont like to bark

why do bubbles pop?