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the same reason a lemon is lemon

why does rubber bounce
 
Because rocks can't

Why do fires look so pretty?
 
Becuase they are HOT!! lol

Why is hot hot? and why is cold cold?
 
So the phrase "Wet your whistle" doesn't go to waste.
Why do bunnies have a fluffy tail?
 
Because they don't have corners

When does the moon turn blue?
 
becuase it's sad it dont get to see the sun.

Why do computers crash?
 
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