Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

Because on slow days it's when you watch your clock that it slows down.


why do birds fly
 
because they can't afford to ride the buss

why do toenails grow slower than everything else?
 
so your socks last longer

why do squirrels eat nuts
 
Because Christmas trees were already spoken for.


Why do people drink BEER
 
because it wasn't thought of

why is grass green?
 
So they can learn how to count

Why is snow white?
 
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