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Because it was fat.

Why do girls rule and boys drool?
 
Because boys drool after girls!

what does it mean when a person winks?
 
iT means they have an eye itch, nothing more!:silly:

Why do only girls have babies?
 
iT means they have an eye itch, nothing more!:silly:

Why do only girls have babies?

because they think its cool!


why is florida so hot??
 
i don't know if this quote from the movie life of brian helps reddog...

"Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But you can't have babies.
Stan: Don't you oppress me.
Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan you haven't got a womb. Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
[Stan starts crying.]
Judith: Here! I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the *right* to have babies.
Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister, sorry."

floridas so hot because it likes flaming orange juice.
why don't credit cards taste good with ranch dressing?
 
So you have something to hold it by, while eating it!

Why does Pappy keep stalking me
 
He must need new glasses

Was the original orange a color or a fruit?
No, its a color of a car.

why does everyone need a catapult?
 
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