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last time i checked you get those beads from uh, ... nevermind.

why don't all careers pay equally?
 
Blame it on the man!

Why are all the cute girls taken?
 
blame it on the man!
why is it so hard to make life changes?
 
routine is comfortable

why are pigs pink, but pork rinds are tan?
 
because they mixed the wrong color paint .

When will we find out that UFO'S are really real
 
after we are abducted

why are all men jerks?
 
we don't ! lol, you just haven't found the right one!

why are polka dots called polka dots ??
 
Because they like the accordian.

Why are Bloodworms devoured so rapidly?
 
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