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Because it is made with Orange

Why do kids like to whine so much
 
To prevent you from drinking when you reach for the bottle of wine youll realize they sound like the same word and BAM youll think of whiny kids and not drink.

why did the little asian lady on the commercial i just saw eat a 5 dollar bill?
 
they can if you soak them in vinegar until the entire shell is dissolved, then they will bounce. but if you bounce them too hard, they'll pop like a water balloon... Ewww!

Why is it that since crud oil costs so much that gas costs us $4/gallon, and at the same time the oil companies are posting their BIGGEST profits in history?
 
Because Georgie Pordgie and Lil' Richie Rich take care of them!

Tires are round as squares don't roll too well, or is to make cops think of donuts?
 
I think its the cop thing.

Does this dress make me look fat?
 
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