Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[jbradt]

Chuck Norris does!

If you were in a space ship traveling the speed of light, and you turned on the headlights, would it do anything?

 

[theicequeen]

they would be behind you.

why do pregnant fish have babies?

 

[xsdbs]

so they can get a bigger welfare check

if the speed of sound is 768 mph, why can we hear the person walking in front of us talking on the cell phone?

 

[theicequeen]

Because they are always yelling "can you here me now" "what about now".


why does my phone ring when someone is calling me?

 

[xsdbs]

because its got a ringer and not a light bulb

why are some women called "old ladies" when they're younger than the husband

 

[unvmyplecos]

because they are ladies and clean thus meaning stupid people assume they are old.



why?

 

[xsdbs]

because he said that and she was 9 yrs younger

why is a VW called a "Bug"

 

[unvmyplecos]

becaus it came from germany and germany just bugs us.


why though?

 

[snoopy65]

Because I am the mom!

Why do men always leave the seat up?

 

[theicequeen]

they want something to stay up.

what time is it?