Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

It's almost 2 years old..he moved on..

Why is Marge Simpsons hair blue?
 
Cause you "chill" while your eating it.


Why do people who call the wrong number keep calling back after you told them several times "WRONG NUMBER!!"?
 
because they were looking for "wrong number" and would like to chat with them.

where did the word "fan" come from? What does that have to do with blowing air around?
 
FAN = Fast and Noisy. Thats where they get the name.


Why are goldfish called goldfish when then can be black and other colors??
 
because they are rich with color. rich is often equated with gold. so, they call them GOLDfish. IT sounds better than richfish.

If up is down, and down is up, whats the square root of three?
 
because fools cant fall out of love.

What would the world be like without music?
 
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